#cs:go tricks

[nartouthere]

The most insane angle to hold long a doors on dust 2 in cs2

[get-snuck-up-on]

In theory.....

Could you do butterfly knife tricks with the absolute solver? You could spin the knife or something. hmmmmmmmm

Yeah, I can do some sick knife tricks with the Solver. All those hours in CS:GO are finally paying off.

[gocsgo]

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[cs2skinhunter]

How to Change the Language in CS:GO Easily!

If you've ever found yourself frustrated by the language settings in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (CS:GO), don't worry—changing it is easier than you think! Whether you're switching to your native language or just want to try something new, here's a quick guide on how to adjust the language in CS:GO.

Method 1: Using Launch Options For those who like to keep things simple, the easiest way to change the language in CS:GO is through the Steam Launch Options. Follow these steps:

Open Steam and go to your Library.

Right-click CS:GO and click Properties.

In the General tab, click on Set Launch Options.

Type -language <language_code> (for example, -language english).

Hit OK and start the game!

The game will automatically launch in your selected language. Super easy!

Method 2: Changing the Steam Client Language If you prefer to change the language for all your games in Steam, you can adjust it in the Steam client itself:

Right-click the Steam icon in the system tray and select Settings.

Go to the Interface tab.

In the dropdown menu, select your desired language.

Click OK and restart Steam.

This will change the interface and voiceover language for all games in your library, including CS:GO!

For more CS:GO tips and guides, check out here!

Let me know in the comments what language you’re playing in, and feel free to share any other tips or tricks!

[scout90-again]

I realize some people probably aren't as obsessed with competitive counter strike GO as I am/was so I think some context would be nice

This is in reference to the 2014 CS:GO majors tournament, specifically the semifinal round in which team Fnatic (Sweden) faced off against team LDLC (France), in which team Fnatic pulled this exact maneuver. It was absolutely unprecedented at the time, no one had discovered this exact trick, and the fact that Fnatic pulled this out without warning meant that this was also a massive upset.

Particularly to Valve (the game's developers), who considered this trick to be unintended, and therefore, cheating, meaning team Fnatic was quickly disqualified.

In the video above, the game commentators do a pretty good job of explaining why this is so much of an upset in the match. Counter strike is a very, very strategically meticulous game in the competitive scene, and this undiscovered, surprise trick meant that the entire plan of team LDLC was thrown out of wack.

If it wasn't for the disqualification, team Fnatic would've cinched this game from a 13 point loss thanks to this tactic (CSGO competitive rounds go until either team reaches 16 rounds won)

Just for reiteration:

LDLC had a ten point advantage. With just three more rounds, they would've won. If the game was going the way it was prior to the use of this, Fnatic would've lost.

Fnatic had just 3 rounds won. They won 13 rounds in a row with this trick. That kinda comeback just does not happen every day, and is perpetually burned into the minds of people who were obsessed with CS:GO early into the competitive lifespan.

This is a meme for a very particular group of people, and I am one of them.

Not sure who made this but I found it funny

[muzelor]

comment the name (or names) of who you want a starter from. for when i'll reblog this, send an ask through the inbox with [starter from insert name]. i hope my descriptions help you.

KUINA , much like wonderland's caterpillar, she's evolving. mtf, she will karate chop you. tragic backstory and height differences.

KARUBE , mr. boombastic, he will steal your girl. has a problem with fighting. he starts too many fights. enemies to lovers mayb?

AKANE , takes everything for granted until it's too late. skilled with bow and arrows. she lost half of her leg but she will kill you if she must. has daddy issues.

AGUNI , military dude. strong asf. closeted gay. that is all.

CHISHIYA , it all started with that damn smile. he used to be a doctor. saw the world for what it really is (nihilist god). is smart but he also has dumb luck.

USAGI , orphan, but she learned stuff from her father. she can hunt you down. and make stew out of you. amazing runner and a very skilled climber. very shy.

ARISU , twitch gamer gone wrong. his analytic skills are thanks to playing cs:go if you ask me. no one knows how he survived this long. not even his family.

NIRAGI , the bullied becomes the bully. give him a gun and it's over. he was burned alive, fell from three stories high and is still alive. he can be gross.

MIRA , she likes games. will manipulate you just because. willing to die for her causes. living definition of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss.

HATTER , he makes hats. when he's in power, he goes a little mad. likes to play tricks.

ANN , she's a crime babe. doesn't say much but does get shit done. seemingly not afraid of death??? bi for sure.

BANDA , psychopath. legit psychopath, he killed people and he will kill again. very intelligent and will use it to his advantage.

[theblogs2024]

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[thetoxicgamer]

S1mple hits ‘disgusting’ wallbang in FaZe’s final round at IEM Cologne CS:GO 2023

We believed that s1mple had exhausted all of his surprises in CS:GO when he was named the ESL player of the decade and took home the HLTV prize for best player in the globe for the third time in 2022. The GOAT, though, still has a few clever tricks up his sleeve. For many fans, s1mple dealt FaZe Clan’s final blow at IEM Cologne 2023 on Aug. 1. NAVI and FaZe were playing the last round of overtime on Overpass when the Ukrainian superstar grabbed the first kill on ropz with a “disgusting” wallbang, as desk host Freya Spiers called it after the game was over. It’s unclear if Aleksib told s1mple that ropz was there because of all the noise he made or if the AWPer just shot there out of intuition as that spot is usually used to boost players. Either way, the wallbang kill forced FaZe to rush the B bombsite in a four-vs-five disadvantage and they got shut down by NAVI’s defense, losing the map and the series as a whole. This wallbang wasn’t the only thing s1mple did today to help NAVI eliminate FaZe from IEM Cologne and remain alive to fight for a playoff spot in the LANXESS Arena. The GOAT put on an absolute masterclass on Overpass and Mirage and finished the series with 55 kills and just 29 deaths. The player statistics of NAVI 2-0 FaZe at IEM Cologne’s elimination game. Screenshot via HLTVS1mple isn’t having a good individual year in 2023 when we compare it to the numbers he posted in 2022, but today, he absolutely showed his peak form when NAVI needed it most. This is the s1mple NAVI will need to beat dev1ce and the rest of Astralis later today at 12:30pm CT and make it out of the IEM Cologne 2023 groups. Read the full article

[becoming-never-being]

I think it’s because of weird (imo wrong) philosophies around characters being “broken” or “OP”. Cuz it seems like Blizzard wisdom on if a character is “broken” or “OP” is just “is played too much”. When it should be “is a significant barrier to enjoying the game”. But I think the fanbase feeds into this philosophy a bit.

Bastion as my example because he stands out. Bastion was a character that did well in casual and terrible in competitive. High skill characters like Genji or a sniper characters would typically put him in his place or even just coordination with a rheinhardt or other tank would do the trick. But “nerf bastion” became the big meme and eventually Blizzard nerfed him and then just reworked him. Yet, while everyone whined about “nerf bastion” nobody was actively impeded from enjoying the game and there’s little evidence that many left the game because Bastion wasn’t being nerfed (or that anyone returned when he was). As mildly frustrating as he was, he forced different play, knowledge of the map, teamwork, etc. which made the game fun and invested you into it

I think the underlying philosophy that is the problem is that games are obligated to hand a win to you. But what that means is that the game is obligated to hand the other side a loss. The reason other games captured dedicated competitive and casual crowds is because winning and losing feels proportionate to the effort put in. Like you feel like you lost to someone who knew more than you or had better technique than you in Smash or CS:GO, and vise versa with losing. Both of those games have a good combination of casual and competitive play. When I beat my friends in Smash playing as Isabelle when I host something, it feels earned because I spent time learning Isabelle tech, but losing in a local as Isabelle feels earned too because I didn’t put in the effort to learn the high-skill techs of S-tier characters. Winning or losing in Overwatch feels like you spun a roulette wheel. I would lose with Genji after learning the tech and maps cuz he received yet another nerf but I win with Moira despite having not touched the game for a year because Moira just got a major buff that I wasn’t even aware of until I saw a post about it later. I know this is largely anecdotal, but I know I’m not the only one who feels this way.

Ultimately it’s symptomatic of Blizzard “I need all the Profit” Activision where it’s not enough that they capture a dedicated audience, they need to capture everyone who plays video games ever.

i dislike ascribing personality traits to corporatiosn and want to be clear that whenever i criticize overwatch development i'm putting 100% of the blame on the managers and 0% on the actual devs -- but overwatch was developed so fucking arrogantly. this game needed to reinvent the wheel over and over again and would keep trundling along on a square wheel for hours while everyone was like 'come on overwatch don't you just want to have a round wheel'

[lu-sn]

#kpweek2022 day 1: mvp

pete & macau, vegaspete, shooting things for fun, <1K

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Pete yelps as he receives a whap to the back of the head, right before the offender circles around to perch himself on the arm of the sofa Pete is sitting on.

“That’s for not telling me you’re a crack shot,” Macau grumbles.

Pete hisses as he gingerly rubs at the back of his head. “Did you have to hit me that hard?”

“That’s on you for withholding literally the coolest thing about you,” Macau says, crossing his arms. “Hia says you grazed his shoulder. I didn’t know that was you.”

“Um.” Pete wonders if he should maybe scooch away from Macau before he gets bopped on the head again. “Yeah, yep. That was me.” He winces. “If it helps, I didn’t mean to hurt him?”

“Obviously,” Macau scoffs. “That’s why you’re so legit. Hia says you shot him as a distraction, so you shot him in the least painful place possible, and you did it from across a parking garage. With your left hand.”

“I’m a leftie,” Pete says weakly.

Macau waves a hand dismissively. “Details. You aimed for a spot inches away from his heart and you nailed it.”

Well, when Macau puts it like that. “I am a pretty good shooter,” Pete admits.

Pretty good is probably underselling it. When Pete started working for the main family, fresh out of the boxing arena and with the ever-burning desire to prove himself worthy, shooting was understandably the skill he sucked at the most. Luckily, shooting was also one of the easier skills to practice. It didn’t tire him out the way hand-to-hand training did, and to be honest he still finds it a bit meditative. So he put in way too many hours at the shooting range — and it paid off. Chan used to pull him for sniper jobs, and that was practically a badge of honor for Pete.

“You’re a sniper? Phi, why the hell are you not on my CS:GO team?”

“What’s CS:GO?” Pete asks bewilderingly.

Macau facepalms. “Okay, you know what, I’ll get to that later.” He abruptly stands up, then grabs Pete by the arm. “Right now, you’re gonna show me your stuff.”

-

“Holy shit,” Macau says, almost reverently, after an hour of making Pete attempt increasingly ridiculous trick shots. “You’re an absolute beast. What the hell. I’m in the presence of a god.”

Pete isn’t really used to receiving praise, so he awkwardly laughs it off. But there’s a warmth inside his chest that has been growing ever since they got to the range, and it’s making him feel a little giddy.

“What are you waiting for?” Macau shouts at the bodyguard way off in the distance, who’s been reluctantly recruited to throw stuff in the air for Pete to shoot at. “Do the playing cards next.”

Pete is confident enough in his skills to know that he’s not going to hit the guard, but he decides it’s well past time to put the poor man out of his misery. “That’s ok, we can stop here,” he tries.

“Hmm, no,” Macau says, whipping out his phone, “You need to do one more, so I can get it on video. And then you’re gonna teach me.”

“I am?” Pete says.

Macau turns to him, suddenly looking just the slightest bit vulnerable. “Well, yeah,” he says. “I wanna try. Can I?”

Pete just stands there for a moment, struck dumb, before he feels his face break out into a huge grin. He’s never had the chance to teach someone something before. He’s never had someone ask.

He puts the gun he’s holding down, before yanking Macau into a headlock and ruffling his hair, to great protest. “Of course, if my Nong asks so nicely,” he says sweetly.

“Ow, Phi, get off-”

Pete can’t help himself. He hugs Macau tightly, drops a sniff kiss on the top of Macau’s head. Is this what it feels like to have a younger sibling? Pete gets it now.

“Phi! Ew, gross.” Macau frantically manages to extract himself before attempting to knee Pete in the stomach - which Pete manages to deflect, laughing all the while.

“Yes, Macau, I’ll teach you,” Pete says happily as he watches Macau fix his hair. “But you’re going to have to practice, you know? You can’t complain later, when I have you running drills until you drop.”

“A cause worth suffering for,” Macau says magnanimously. “Now stop distracting me, I need footage.”

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(Later, Vegas corners Pete in the kitchen, wraps his arms around Pete’s waist from behind. “Are you going to teach me how to shoot too?” he murmurs.

Pete snorts. “Is that a euphemism?”

“Maybe.” Vegas presses closer. “I think I deserve to see just how good you are. And don’t you want to teach me?”

“As if you’re even going to try learning anything.” Pete says, rolling his eyes. “You’ll just use it as an excuse to fuck me. And we really should stop traumatizing the staff.”

“I don’t need an excuse to fuck you,” Vegas says, clearly skipping straight over Pete’s well-earned concern for the staff’s sanity. “See?” he continues, as he begins to drag Pete backwards and out of the kitchen. “Here I am, no excuses.”)

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day 1 - day 2 - day 3 - day 4 - day 5 - day 6 - day 7

[jimdaggerworld]

CS:GO Tips And Tricks #1 - The Quick Switch

CS:GO Tips And Tricks #1 – The Quick Switch

It’s going to be called quick switch so getting right into it. What do I mean by quick? Switching well when you use a piece utility in counter-strike, there’s a delayed time in which you can pull out your weapon again and you are allowed to start shooting. So, for example, I’m going to throw this nade and switch to my a K.

But it’s going to be automated and the animation is going to last a…

[nartouthere]

35 Pro Tips to DOMINATE in CS2

[glassrunner]

jfc u have legit the biggest hate boner for mercy I’ve ever seen. what the fuck is ur problem.

My problem? My problem with Mercy is that she is the embodiment of a shitty design aspect that still plagues Overwatch to this day. And I used to be a Mercy main when I first played, so I know how bad this design is from both viewpoints.

Any player will tell you that Mercy mains are brainless, and there’s a reason for it: her kit is literally below baseline FPS competence level. There’s no aim involved. Even her blaster is just m1 run and spam wheeeeeee I have valkyrie and ridiculous health regen. Her targeted healing system means that she’s the perfect goddamn hero to pocket another player with, namely the person who’s boosting you. You don’t need to develop any form of game sense when you have somebody to do all your work, right? (cue “diamond-level” Mercy mains flying into the frontline, using superjump directly into Widow sightlines, rezzing 1 person with 4 down, valking after losing 2)

The problem with Blizzard’s development of Overwatch in general is that they’re trying to make a competitive game more “casual” and “accessible” to people who don’t typically play those modes. It’s an admirable notion, surely, but they’re doing it in the wrong fucking way: they add heroes that take literally no mechanical skill/game sense to play and allow their players to reap maximum rewards from playing them. This is how we got Mercy 1.0, D.Va 1.0, Brig, Moira. So you end up with people who have no idea how the game works on a fundamental level getting boosted to high ranks, and then underperforming severely because when those heroes are fiiiiiinally nerfed, they have no idea what to do because they never bothered to learn anything else. And it’s really not fun for people to deal with when they’re actually trying to improve and win games, because these same boosted players are convinced that they’re the best gamers in the world because they somehow earned a rank they didn’t deserve. It’s not just the players, it’s the game’s design itself, and it’s getting really tiresome to try and outskill heroes that don’t have to do anything except exist to win.

[tosikoarts]

GK modern AU HC [Shiraishi, Tsurumi, Usami]

Well, there are a lot of them so I decided to go with three random characters for that one. If you want to read about anyone else, feel free to send in a request. Enjoy, anon ♡  You can check tosikowrites tag for more.

Shiraishi

Moved to Sapporo a few years ago to escape people he owes too much money including some of his now ex-friends and tight-fisted yakuza. He has used different names in the past so now Shiraishi has a 2-second pause before introducing himself to choose the name for the new person. Real one? Fake one? New one? In the reality, Shiraishi gets in more trouble when he confused made-up names and messes up in front of the cut-throat. 

Either way sleeps in a small capsule inn with dirty mint-colored towels or right there, in the genkan, among the shoes in Sugimoto’s apartment. Shiraishi doesn’t have a red cent most of the time but all of the girls in Susukino know him. Especially one resentful cutie that he stole his embroidered bomber from. She managed to give the police a very detailed portrait for the facial composite. Put so much thought and love into it. 

You would describe Shiraishi as the sketchy guy that drinks too much beer and hunts for women out of his league while being permanently unemployed with a crazy high number of hours in CS:GO. It’s worth to mention he plays exclusively on Sugimoto’s laptop so you can imagine how much time he spends there. Saichi is still wondering how the hell Shiraishi gets inside. At the same time, Sugimoto is in no hurry to give him a spare key (why would he?): he wants to find out how Shiraishi pulls this trick off first.

Hangs out with Sugimoto, Tanigaki, Kiroranke, and (occasionally) Ogata in tiny ramen-shops where they occupy the entire bar counter and speak on abstract topics, no, they are mostly gossiping and brazenly discussing Tanigaki’s personal life or how good-looking he is. Either way, Tanigaki leaves their meet-ups red from head to toe.

Tsurumi

Slick devil from the huge-ass company that keeps his subordinates in their offices by a single meaningful look of dark slanted eyes. His costumes are from well-known brand stores as well as inconspicuous neckties that are so neatly tucked in the jacket cut. Tsurumi has long adopted a Western demeanor, although he is easily fit into Japanese society. Has a collection of quality leather gloves. Definitely has strong ties with the yakuza. 

Pretty big overall? It’s not uncommon to see his name in a newspaper or hear it on TV. Even people who have nothing to do with Tsurumi say his name with special respect, although, he is not particularly worried about the respect shown from those close to him. Of course, in an official setting, everything remains as it is but outside the white-collar pool, Tsurumi without problems switches to more frivolous speech, e.g. with Tsukishima or Koito. 

Pulled off a scheme stealing a ton of money from under Hijikata’s nose and now sits on a cleverly woven web of deception, patiently waiting for other unwary victims. His work is his essence since it’s the only place Tsurumi can use his talents in full force. Nobody knows a thing of a man behind the corporate mask, nobody knows if there is anything at all. 

Usami

Obviously part of yakuza, to be precise, of Yamaguchi clan’s branch in Hokkaido. Not a big shit, just a common dekata (kind of a common gangster who does the deeds) or a shatei (higher rank than dekata but still like low rank commander) in a gang. He has all the chances to grow up big but at the same time, his unhinged nature doesn’t contribute to fast climbing in the hierarchy. Anyway, Usami enjoys his role, his body covered in traditional tattoos, and his ability to do something to the detriment of the world.

If we talk about relationships, Usami has a favorite police officer to bully on a regular basis. Kadokura doesn’t really know about Usami’s affiliation (because who is oblivious? Kadokura is oblivious) and writes off everything as an inevitable downfall of the modern generation. Oh, before I forget, Usami actually passed his entrance exam to the National Police Academy. However, after few months he got extremely bored and annoyed and dropped off without any hesitation.

Likes to mess with people online. Bet he has at least one account where he posts cryptic messages and links to weird-ass videos as if Usami is a part of Cicada 3301 puzzles. It doesn’t stop him from running another blog where he thirsts over celebrities or anyone, really. Stalks dozen of people too and can find information on anyone in less than 15 minutes down to the name of person’s second cousin grandmother’s cat.

[darkdevasofdestruction]

BakuSquad In Jail

I saw these pics randomly and talking with my friend, @thatweirdfrenchcanadian​ , we came up with some funny HCs for the BakuSquad and the reason they got in jail.

I have no idea who the artists are, I’ve been having the pics in my phone for a while, but if anyone knows the artist, please let me know so I can tag them appropriately!

Beginning: 

They were at a party, just the 5 of them, and they were happy for getting into Pro-Hero agencies, and now they weren’t side kicks anymore, so of course, they had to celebrate accordingly!

A huge party where they all let loose and have fun without anyone judging!

What none of them were expecting was to get shit faced drunk and do lots of weird shit, enough to somehow get into jail for whatever reason.

Kaminari Denki:

Baby Pikachu got so drunk that he made Momo make a Pikachu onesie for him, on the spot, along with a Naruto headband, and made Mina do some lines on his face, to resemble Naruto, then went out to the nearest monument and threw paint at it.

If they were human statues, he’d draw lightnings on their foreheads and write “VOLDEMORT WAS HERE” on their torsos.

If they were animals, he will paint them in weird colours.

And if they were some new art, he’d just throw random paint and say “IT’S MODERN ART, YOU’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND, NORMIE!”

If that wasn’t enough, he stole a shopping cart and made Kirishima push him in it down the street.

Street that was actually a slope made by Todoroki in an attempt to ice skate and show off.

Unfortunately, Kirishima got distracted by a pigeon and started running after it to become the new Snow White, and Denki kept going down the ice slope, shrieking in the cart, thinking he was in a roller coaster.

When the policeman got him, he started giggling, saying he’s not drunk, just super LIT, FAM, and started doing a super fast triple dab.

Triple dab that he ended up slamming his arm into his head so hard that he knocked himself out and he was out like a light.

Bakugou Katsuki:

You can’t blame a guy who goes to sleep earlier than 9pm and barely drinks alcohol, so he can have a perfect hero-training schedule that he got drunk from very few shots of vodka and now he was feeling light like a feather and wants to entertain people...

More or less because their awes and gasps of wonder boost his ego so much that he wants to show off his explosions.

Katsuki starts doing random explosions around the house, then, when people tell him to do flashier tricks, he goes out and pulls lots of different typed of explosions, flashier, with more light, with more heat, with more colour, with more sound and whatever else the audience wanted.

When the cops came, they wanted to charge him for illegal use of fireworks, which sent Bakugou into a blind frenzy since NOBODY CALLS HIS EXPLOSIONS MERE, LAME FIREWORKS, OKAY?!

He started roaring and growling at the policeman, showing him that he can do EXPLOSIONS not some stupidly lame fireworks, which only ends up with lots of curses, fighting, and it takes a lot of new policeman to get him an elephant tranquillizer to make him stop.

Of course, they needed special restraints for him, since he’s so violent, but that wasn’t a problem, and Bakugou was used to these restraints, since he was forced to wear them twice before.

SERO HANTA

Poor Sero was mostly innocent, and he is pretty used to light drinking and these types of parties, but he really wanted to let loose this time around, so he started playing beer pong, never have I ever with vodka and tequila shots, and many other drinking games that made him SO happy in his drunken state.

As well as that, he had some weed joints that he really wanted to smoke...

And some LSD, because what could be better than trippin’ at a party when you’re so happy?

Always time for first times!

He used his tape to get into a spiderman position, hanging down from the ceiling after getting the LSD and started smoking some joints, letting the euphoria take effect on him.

Hanta started grinning and giggling, swaying back and forth with that tape, until someone, that he still has no idea, even to this moment (Definitely Denki) dared him to play Tarzan out in the city, so he started jumping from building to building, yelling incoherently that he is the KING OF THE URBAN JUNGLE...Or something like that, it was mostly unintelligible.

When he got arrested, he got into a spiderman position again and winked at the policeman, asking if he wanted to be his Mary Jane.

Then passed out and fell on the ground...For some reason, giggling in that unconscious state.

Ashido Mina

Mina was drinking cocktails, martinis and tequilas with each costume she would do for the catwalk she created in the house, each time, flashier and more ridiculous outfits, but hey, they were fun, and for some reason, most of them had holes...From accidental acid drips.

She MAY also be on acid anyway, who knows...Mina says her name is symbolic for more than her Quirk...

She got dared to recreate some iconic make ups from James Charles and mid-way to her look, she realised she didn’t have everything she needed, so she went to the closest shop and raided the make up isle, trying out each and every one of the products there, using her selfie camera as a mirror and trying to do her best.

The shop assistants were horrified at the girls behaviour, but her only answer was “Hi, I’m the Alien Queen, wanna be my Predator?”

When the cop car came over, and the lights started going red and blue, she thought she was being photographer by the paparazzi, so she brought a random pair of sunglasses, with the tag in the middle of her face, and put her fluffy boa around her shoulders.

And started posing.

She didn’t have perfect balance for most of the posings, but she tried her best to mimic all those cool fashion pics she saw in magazines.

At the end, she asked the cop if he wanted an autograph, and when he refused, she giggled, took out her eyeliner and wrote on his forehead ALIEN QUEEN XOXO

Kirishima Eijirou

Kiri was the most innocent in all of this, and he shouldn’t have been arrested in the first place, but he wanted to be where he best friends are, so that’s just that.

Well, he was convinced by the rest of the BakuSquad that it’s MANLY to drink, so he had a drinking contest with TetsuTetsu, that ended up with both of them under the table pretty fast.

The bet of this contest was that whoever was the first to wake up would win, and since TetsuTetsu won, Kiri had to take the water gun that Tsuyu brought and pretend to play CS:Go in the nearest store.

Of course, he did just that, but he was completely oblivious to the fact that Tokoyami wrapped his bandana to his face, instead of his forehead, to look like a funny western cowboy or whatever, and when he got in the store, all not-so-stealthily, the shop assistants hit the alarm and called the cops for having a robber.

With all that loud noise, he started squirting water everywhere, shrieking and saying WATER IN THE HOLE, THROW THE GRENADE, TAKE COVER, HIT SPACE, AHHHHHH!

Needless to say, the assistants and customers were more confused than scared.

When the cop came over, he blinked at him confused, saying that he can’t get in jail, since he’s a shark, and then shoot water in the cop’s face.

Oops?

The end:

When they all woke up, Mina was the first to realise what happened, due to her phone buzzing like crazy to her Snapchat stories, and only then she realised what happened...At least to her.

Then, her jailer told her how she got there, and she could only laugh at how bad she was in only a few hours of the night.

Of course, Yaomomo was graceful enough to bail them out of there, was the caution was nothing more than a breeze and they didn’t actually do anything too bad to actually keep them there anyway.

All that, while Midoriya was bawling his eyes out like a waterfall to some random jailer, telling them how amazingly kind hearted and nice heroes they are, and that they did a mistake, and it won’t happen again...

Blah Blah Blah.

He didn’t even realise how Mina walked out of her cell and sprinted to the boys’ cell, where she stood on the ground, telling them what Jirou, Tsuyu and Tokoyami told them happened that night and how they all ended up there.

Of course, it was all in good fun, despite the fact that they were sure Aizawa was going to hunt them down and kill them for the idiocy they did...

But they aren’t called the 1-Braincell Squad for no reason, right?!

To commemorate such a weirdass experience, Mina took the picture with her phone, telling them all to look natural, so they did as told.

Except Bakugou, who was beyond pissed off at what happened and kept grumbling something about stupid fireworks.

They were SO doing this shit again.

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What's your fav block people friendship dynamic??

Oh god anon why would you do that to me??? There’s so many friendships I can’t choose!! I’ll talk about some that I think are really under appreciated tho

Sapnap and basically anyone that isn’t part of the feral boys. I’m talking the brotherly relationship he has with tommy and tubbo. Remember the video where he and tommy played manhunt???? The pet wars??? Releasing Mars?? The way he plays cs:go with tubbo???? The friendship he has with both of them often flies under the radar and it shouldn’t :( and then there’s punz too???? I only ever see ppl talking about them playing valorant together on pandadcord??? They are team Chad???? I love them??? They literally go full Chad around each other it’s so funny

Sam and tommy. I know we talk about Sam nook and tommy a lot, but we don’t really talk about the friendship they have as real people. The way Sam helps tommy with plug ins and various things for his streams, the way tommy shows up on sams streams, like the subathon where we was so entertained watching dam fo magic tricks??? I think they have a fantastic friendship

Quackity and technoblade. This is genuinely one of the FUNNIEST friendship dynamics and I think it sucks that we never talk about it. Ever interaction these two have ever had outside of lore had me cackling on the floor they just constantly bounce off each other with witty jokes it is a god tier dynamic

Ant and anyone. Anyone. At all. He talks to do many ppl on stream- Sam, bad, puffy, punz to name a few. We never talk about how he interacts with people on the smp. He’s clearly close to bad, they’ve known each other for a long time and they care about each other and that’s evident from the way they interact with each other and they way bad puts ant directly at his side during lore. Speaking of,, go watch ants POV from lore it’s not appreciated enough. Silly little cat man and his best friends :)